Ad Astra

September 20, 2019 Josh 0

Ad Astra, latin for “into the stars,” or as my wife prefers to refer to the movie — Brad Pitt in SPAAAAAAAACE! To be fair, it’s also Tommy Lee Jones in space — again. And [ … ]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

August 20, 2019 Josh 1

Can you say sorprendentemente bueno? Me neither. I don’t speak Spanish, but that’s what Google says is “surprisingly good.” I never watched Dora as a kid, because… well, it didn’t exist yet. And I don’t [ … ]

Hobbs & Shaw

August 2, 2019 Josh 1

Somehow, I’ve avoided ever watching a Fast & Furious movie. But I’m a glutton for punishment, so I thought it might be fun to jump in here! For your amusement, I guess. Honestly, I don’t [ … ]

The Lion King (2019)

July 19, 2019 Josh 0

The number of movie reviews that require me to put a year after the title are too darn high! Not that I don’t enjoy a nice trip down memory lane every now and then, but [ … ]

Spider-Man: Far From Home

July 5, 2019 Josh 0

Sorry I’m a little late with this one. I watched it back on Tuesday, but it’s been a busy holiday week. That doesn’t speak one way or the other to how I feel about the [ … ]

Men In Black: International

June 14, 2019 Josh 0

Here come the Men In Black… Galaxy defenders! Na-na-na. Ok. So Will Smith didn’t write a song for this one. That’s sad, but I guess he’s busy being the Genie or something. Do you need [ … ]

Dark Phoenix

June 7, 2019 Josh 0

Oh boy. Let me start by saying that I love movies. I watch a lot of them, and I go out of my way to write reviews that don’t skew overly negative, because most movies [ … ]

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

May 31, 2019 Josh 0

Godzilla! Again… The guy’s done a lot of impressive things over the years, saving many people (while also destroying their cities), but maybe most impressively of all is how he keeps coming back. Even when [ … ]

Aladdin (2019)

May 24, 2019 Josh 0

When the first Aladdin movie came out in 1992, I was thirteen years old. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air had been on the air for two years, and Will Smith was already a household [ … ]

Detective Pikachu

May 10, 2019 Josh 0

I have never played Pokemon. I have never seen a Pokemon movie. I know a handful of the Pokemon only because they’ve permeated culture to the point that I picked up on who they were. [ … ]