Dolittle

January 17, 2020 Josh 0

What’s left after your self-sacrifice saves the universe? How do you move on from being everyone’s favorite genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? What do you do after spending ten years turning a two-bit comic book character [ … ]

Ranked: Movies 2019

January 3, 2020 Josh 0

Another year of movies in the bag. In the theater this year, I watched 29 movies and reviewed 23 of’em. Those 6 un-reviewed movies are mostly horror, which I watch alone (because the Mrs. doesn’t [ … ]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

December 20, 2019 Josh 0

Note: This review is 100% spoiler-free. We’ve made it to the end of the first ever trilogy of trilogies (I didn’t research this; I’m just assuming). It’s been a wild ride of good and bad, [ … ]

Jumanji: The Next Level

December 13, 2019 Josh 0

Two years ago, The Last Jedi was poised to destroy the box office. And just before that, someone snuck in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. It went on to make nearly a billion dollars, which [ … ]

Knives Out

November 28, 2019 Josh 0

Hey guys, it turns out there is a such thing as an original movie. Who knew? It comes in the form of some twisty mystery fun, and even though it’s Thanksgiving, I’m here to tell [ … ]

Frozen 2

November 22, 2019 Josh 0

Do you want to build a snowman? You can’t. Olaf already exists. Let it go. One of Disney’s most high profile “princess” sequels ever is here in the form of Frozen 2 and I got [ … ]

Charlie’s Angels (2019)

November 15, 2019 Josh 0

Another movie. Another year designation to make sure we know that it’s not the movie that actually came out decades ago. Nostalgia is the name of the game, folks. If you ain’t seen it before, [ … ]

Ad Astra

September 20, 2019 Josh 0

Ad Astra, latin for “into the stars,” or as my wife prefers to refer to the movie — Brad Pitt in SPAAAAAAAACE! To be fair, it’s also Tommy Lee Jones in space — again. And [ … ]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

August 20, 2019 Josh 1

Can you say sorprendentemente bueno? Me neither. I don’t speak Spanish, but that’s what Google says is “surprisingly good.” I never watched Dora as a kid, because… well, it didn’t exist yet. And I don’t [ … ]

Hobbs & Shaw

August 2, 2019 Josh 1

Somehow, I’ve avoided ever watching a Fast & Furious movie. But I’m a glutton for punishment, so I thought it might be fun to jump in here! For your amusement, I guess. Honestly, I don’t [ … ]