Black Widow

July 9, 2021 Josh 0

Well… it’s been a minute, eh? Turns out a global pandemic brought the movie industry to a halt, and although we had a smattering of streaming options along the way, I chose to wait until [ … ]

Onward

March 6, 2020 Josh 0

I just want to start by saying that Pixar needs to step up their marketing game. This movie snuck up on me; I knew that it lurked out there somewhere but I didn’t know it [ … ]

Sonic the Hedgehog

February 14, 2020 Josh 0

So, what I want to do right here is sing the SEGA thingy that played whenever I started up the Sonic The Hedgehog cartridge, but this is written media, so… Seriously, though, Sonic was the [ … ]

Birds of Prey

February 7, 2020 Josh 0

AND the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. That’s a mouthful of a title. But then, it also captures the essence of the movie. Harley Quinn is one crazy broad and she’s the one narrating, [ … ]

Dolittle

January 17, 2020 Josh 0

What’s left after your self-sacrifice saves the universe? How do you move on from being everyone’s favorite genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? What do you do after spending ten years turning a two-bit comic book character [ … ]

Ranked: Movies 2019

January 3, 2020 Josh 0

Another year of movies in the bag. In the theater this year, I watched 29 movies and reviewed 23 of’em. Those 6 un-reviewed movies are mostly horror, which I watch alone (because the Mrs. doesn’t [ … ]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

December 20, 2019 Josh 0

Note: This review is 100% spoiler-free. We’ve made it to the end of the first ever trilogy of trilogies (I didn’t research this; I’m just assuming). It’s been a wild ride of good and bad, [ … ]

Jumanji: The Next Level

December 13, 2019 Josh 0

Two years ago, The Last Jedi was poised to destroy the box office. And just before that, someone snuck in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. It went on to make nearly a billion dollars, which [ … ]

Knives Out

November 28, 2019 Josh 0

Hey guys, it turns out there is a such thing as an original movie. Who knew? It comes in the form of some twisty mystery fun, and even though it’s Thanksgiving, I’m here to tell [ … ]

Frozen 2

November 22, 2019 Josh 0

Do you want to build a snowman? You can’t. Olaf already exists. Let it go. One of Disney’s most high profile “princess” sequels ever is here in the form of Frozen 2 and I got [ … ]