Onward
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Onward

I just want to start by saying that Pixar needs to step up their marketing game. This movie snuck up on me; I knew that it lurked out there somewhere but I didn’t know it was imminent. Further, the marketing doesn’t do the movie justice. It’s so much more than the trailers suggest. Look guys,…

Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic the Hedgehog

So, what I want to do right here is sing the SEGA thingy that played whenever I started up the Sonic The Hedgehog cartridge, but this is written media, so… Seriously, though, Sonic was the reason I wanted a SEGA Genesis. Mario was a fat slow plumber by comparison, and I felt the need for…

Birds of Prey
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Birds of Prey

AND the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. That’s a mouthful of a title. But then, it also captures the essence of the movie. Harley Quinn is one crazy broad and she’s the one narrating, so things get a little crazy. Ok… really crazy. Ostensibly, Birds of Prey is set in the same universe as…

Dolittle
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Dolittle

What’s left after your self-sacrifice saves the universe? How do you move on from being everyone’s favorite genius billionaire playboy philanthropist? What do you do after spending ten years turning a two-bit comic book character into an icon? The answer is clear — anything the hell you want. Dolittle has the distinguished position of my…

Ranked: Movies 2019
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Ranked: Movies 2019

Another year of movies in the bag. In the theater this year, I watched 29 movies and reviewed 23 of’em. Those 6 un-reviewed movies are mostly horror, which I watch alone (because the Mrs. doesn’t care for’em). As is tradition, I present to you my ranked list of movies in 2019. Since I only put…