Movies

Can you say sorprendentemente bueno? Me neither. I don’t speak Spanish, but that’s what Google says is “surprisingly good.” I never watched Dora as a kid, because… well, it didn’t exist yet. And I don’t [ … ]

Somehow, I’ve avoided ever watching a Fast & Furious movie. But I’m a glutton for punishment, so I thought it might be fun to jump in here! For your amusement, I guess. Honestly, I don’t [ … ]

The number of movie reviews that require me to put a year after the title are too darn high! Not that I don’t enjoy a nice trip down memory lane every now and then, but [ … ]

Sorry I’m a little late with this one. I watched it back on Tuesday, but it’s been a busy holiday week. That doesn’t speak one way or the other to how I feel about the [ … ]

Here come the Men In Black… Galaxy defenders! Na-na-na. Ok. So Will Smith didn’t write a song for this one. That’s sad, but I guess he’s busy being the Genie or something. Do you need [ … ]

Oh boy. Let me start by saying that I love movies. I watch a lot of them, and I go out of my way to write reviews that don’t skew overly negative, because most movies [ … ]

Godzilla! Again… The guy’s done a lot of impressive things over the years, saving many people (while also destroying their cities), but maybe most impressively of all is how he keeps coming back. Even when [ … ]

When the first Aladdin movie came out in 1992, I was thirteen years old. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air had been on the air for two years, and Will Smith was already a household [ … ]

I have never played Pokemon. I have never seen a Pokemon movie. I know a handful of the Pokemon only because they’ve permeated culture to the point that I picked up on who they were. [ … ]

Note: This review is 100% spoiler-free. I feel like I just finished a marathon. Partially because this movie is a whopping three hours long, but also because Endgame finally puts me at a place where [ … ]