
Movies


Sonic the Hedgehog
So, what I want to do right here is sing the SEGA thingy that played whenever I started up the Sonic The Hedgehog cartridge, but this is written media, so… Seriously, though, Sonic was the [ … ]

Birds of Prey
AND the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. That’s a mouthful of a title. But then, it also captures the essence of the movie. Harley Quinn is one crazy broad and she’s the one narrating, [ … ]


Ranked: Movies 2019
Another year of movies in the bag. In the theater this year, I watched 29 movies and reviewed 23 of’em. Those 6 un-reviewed movies are mostly horror, which I watch alone (because the Mrs. doesn’t [ … ]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Note: This review is 100% spoiler-free. We’ve made it to the end of the first ever trilogy of trilogies (I didn’t research this; I’m just assuming). It’s been a wild ride of good and bad, [ … ]

Jumanji: The Next Level
Two years ago, The Last Jedi was poised to destroy the box office. And just before that, someone snuck in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. It went on to make nearly a billion dollars, which [ … ]

Knives Out
Hey guys, it turns out there is a such thing as an original movie. Who knew? It comes in the form of some twisty mystery fun, and even though it’s Thanksgiving, I’m here to tell [ … ]


Charlie’s Angels (2019)
Another movie. Another year designation to make sure we know that it’s not the movie that actually came out decades ago. Nostalgia is the name of the game, folks. If you ain’t seen it before, [ … ]