Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods

ByJosh

You know what movies need more of? Punctuation in the titles. Also, does that mean the exclamation point is part of his superhero name? Seems like something a teenage boy would decide. At any rate, Shazam! is back, following up its highly underrated, slept-on debut a few years ago. Seriously, guys, in the DCEU, the…

Cocaine Bear
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Cocaine Bear

ByJosh

You know, I am frequently thankful for being alive in this modern era of movies. I’ve seen Iron Man fight Thanos, Wonder Woman walking through a World War I battlefield, and Batman vs Superman, but you know what I haven’t seen? A bear on cocaine kill a whole bunch of people. Tonight, that omission from…

M3GAN
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M3GAN

ByJosh

2023 is the year that I start writing long-form movie reviews again. Probably. Well, at least I’m off to a good start with M3GAN, the first movie I’ve watched this year. This movie had some amazing marketing, a familiar premise, and a big promise of horror shenanigans. Did it deliver? Let’s find out. If you…

Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic the Hedgehog

ByJosh

So, what I want to do right here is sing the SEGA thingy that played whenever I started up the Sonic The Hedgehog cartridge, but this is written media, so… Seriously, though, Sonic was the reason I wanted a SEGA Genesis. Mario was a fat slow plumber by comparison, and I felt the need for…

Ad Astra
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Ad Astra

ByJosh

Ad Astra, latin for “into the stars,” or as my wife prefers to refer to the movie — Brad Pitt in SPAAAAAAAACE! To be fair, it’s also Tommy Lee Jones in space — again. And Liv Tyler being sad over an astronaut — again. But was it good? Let’s dig in. I like science fiction….