Another year of movies in the bag. In the theater this year, I watched 29 movies and reviewed 23 of’em. Those 6 un-reviewed movies are mostly horror, which I watch alone (because the Mrs. doesn’t care for’em). As is tradition, I present to you my ranked list of movies in 2019. Since I only put…
Note: This review is 100% spoiler-free. We’ve made it to the end of the first ever trilogy of trilogies (I didn’t research this; I’m just assuming). It’s been a wild ride of good and bad, beloved and hated, and everything in between. At times, these movies had nothing in common except the lightsabers. So, the…
Two years ago, The Last Jedi was poised to destroy the box office. And just before that, someone snuck in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. It went on to make nearly a billion dollars, which didn’t threaten Star Wars, of course, but it did manage to make that bank while showing opposite of it. Needless…
Hey guys, it turns out there is a such thing as an original movie. Who knew? It comes in the form of some twisty mystery fun, and even though it’s Thanksgiving, I’m here to tell you all about it. How else will you know what to watch with the family tonight? Knives Out is a…
Another movie. Another year designation to make sure we know that it’s not the movie that actually came out decades ago. Nostalgia is the name of the game, folks. If you ain’t seen it before, then why bother making a movie? Despite that cynicism, though, I had a really good time watching this incarnation of…