A Wrinkle In Time
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A Wrinkle In Time

It’s been a long time since I watched a movie that was rated PG. Before I get into it with A Wrinkle In Time, I should first disclose that I’ve never read the book. I don’t know what I was reading instead back then, because everyone I know seems to have read it when they…

Re-Review: Jumanji
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Re-Review: Jumanji

Warning: There will be spoilers! It may seem odd to call this a re-review, since I never wrote a review in the first place, but this is based on the second time I’ve watched it, so just pretend there was a first review that only existed in my head… because that’s the actual truth. Every…

Ranked: Movies 2017
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Ranked: Movies 2017

We did it! We made it through 2017 without the world being destroyed. It’s been harrowing, but let’s leave politics out of it. Let’s talk about movies instead. What’s the point in reviewing stuff if you can’t use those subjective judgments to also subjectively rank them? Ranking things for absolutely no reason whatsoever is one…

Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a complex and layered movie, with some of the best scenes in Star Wars history. It’s also over-long, sometimes silly, and has what might be some of the worst scenes in Star Wars history. The light ultimately outweighs the dark, though, making it pretty easy to wholeheartedly recommend┬áThe Last…