Nintendo has been stingy with their movie rights, and who can blame them? In 1993, a live-action Super Mario Bros. movie was unleashed upon the world and it was so weird and so bad that it almost collapsed the cosmos. Seriously. I’m not exaggerating. It’s one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen and I…
Every now and again, Hollywood takes a chance. They turn a beloved amusement park ride into a movie, they let Roland Emmerich blow up the White House, or they let Jack Black act like a teenage girl. I mention those because they worked against all odds, and I’m here to tell you that Dungeons &…
You know what movies need more of? Punctuation in the titles. Also, does that mean the exclamation point is part of his superhero name? Seems like something a teenage boy would decide. At any rate, Shazam! is back, following up its highly underrated, slept-on debut a few years ago. Seriously, guys, in the DCEU, the…
I’m a little behind on the reviews, y’all. In the last few weeks I’ve moved, had a dental surgery done, made huge strides in wrapping up my latest work-in-progress, and attended ECCC where I served on my first ever literary panel. Yet somehow, I did manage to watch Scream VI amidst all that; I just…
You know, I am frequently thankful for being alive in this modern era of movies. I’ve seen Iron Man fight Thanos, Wonder Woman walking through a World War I battlefield, and Batman vs Superman, but you know what I haven’t seen? A bear on cocaine kill a whole bunch of people. Tonight, that omission from…