Missing
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Missing

January is the month of the small movie, and here we have another in Missing, the sorta-kinda sequel to 2018’s Searching with John Cho. This movie doesn’t have anyone you’ve heard of (though you may have seen Megan Suri around). So, does that spell doom for this found footage thriller? Not really… I like found…

A Man Called Otto
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A Man Called Otto

I did not read the book. I probably never will. But I watched the movie, and the movie was great. Let me tell you why. First off… I cannot remember watching a movie in recent memory that had me on the verge of tears for almost the entire movie. Not even for the big obvious…

M3GAN
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M3GAN

2023 is the year that I start writing long-form movie reviews again. Probably. Well, at least I’m off to a good start with M3GAN, the first movie I’ve watched this year. This movie had some amazing marketing, a familiar premise, and a big promise of horror shenanigans. Did it deliver? Let’s find out. If you…

Black Widow
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Black Widow

Well… it’s been a minute, eh? Turns out a global pandemic brought the movie industry to a halt, and although we had a smattering of streaming options along the way, I chose to wait until the movies were back before I started reviewing again. Technically, this isn’t the first movie I’ve seen in the theaters…

Onward
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Onward

I just want to start by saying that Pixar needs to step up their marketing game. This movie snuck up on me; I knew that it lurked out there somewhere but I didn’t know it was imminent. Further, the marketing doesn’t do the movie justice. It’s so much more than the trailers suggest. Look guys,…

Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic the Hedgehog

So, what I want to do right here is sing the SEGA thingy that played whenever I started up the Sonic The Hedgehog cartridge, but this is written media, so… Seriously, though, Sonic was the reason I wanted a SEGA Genesis. Mario was a fat slow plumber by comparison, and I felt the need for…