Charlie’s Angels (2019)

November 15, 2019 Josh 0

Another movie. Another year designation to make sure we know that it’s not the movie that actually came out decades ago. Nostalgia is the name of the game, folks. If you ain’t seen it before, [ … ]

Ad Astra

September 20, 2019 Josh 0

Ad Astra, latin for “into the stars,” or as my wife prefers to refer to the movie — Brad Pitt in SPAAAAAAAACE! To be fair, it’s also Tommy Lee Jones in space — again. And [ … ]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

August 20, 2019 Josh 1

Can you say sorprendentemente bueno? Me neither. I don’t speak Spanish, but that’s what Google says is “surprisingly good.” I never watched Dora as a kid, because… well, it didn’t exist yet. And I don’t [ … ]

Hobbs & Shaw

August 2, 2019 Josh 1

Somehow, I’ve avoided ever watching a Fast & Furious movie. But I’m a glutton for punishment, so I thought it might be fun to jump in here! For your amusement, I guess. Honestly, I don’t [ … ]

The Lion King (2019)

July 19, 2019 Josh 0

The number of movie reviews that require me to put a year after the title are too darn high! Not that I don’t enjoy a nice trip down memory lane every now and then, but [ … ]

Spider-Man: Far From Home

July 5, 2019 Josh 0

Sorry I’m a little late with this one. I watched it back on Tuesday, but it’s been a busy holiday week. That doesn’t speak one way or the other to how I feel about the [ … ]

Men In Black: International

June 14, 2019 Josh 0

Here come the Men In Black… Galaxy defenders! Na-na-na. Ok. So Will Smith didn’t write a song for this one. That’s sad, but I guess he’s busy being the Genie or something. Do you need [ … ]

Dark Phoenix

June 7, 2019 Josh 0

Oh boy. Let me start by saying that I love movies. I watch a lot of them, and I go out of my way to write reviews that don’t skew overly negative, because most movies [ … ]

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

May 31, 2019 Josh 0

Godzilla! Again… The guy’s done a lot of impressive things over the years, saving many people (while also destroying their cities), but maybe most impressively of all is how he keeps coming back. Even when [ … ]

Aladdin (2019)

May 24, 2019 Josh 0

When the first Aladdin movie came out in 1992, I was thirteen years old. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air had been on the air for two years, and Will Smith was already a household [ … ]