Avengers: Endgame

April 26, 2019 Josh 0

Note: This review is 100% spoiler-free. I feel like I just finished a marathon. Partially because this movie is a whopping three hours long, but also because Endgame finally puts me at a place where [ … ]

Dumbo (2019)

March 29, 2019 Josh 1

Have you ever seen an elephant fly? Oh, you have? Well, then, I guess… um… this is awkward. New question: Have you ever seen an elephant fly through a world imagined by Tim Burton? No? [ … ]


March 24, 2019 Josh 0

I love it when I manage to get watch movies way early — especially good ones. Let’s talk about Shazam! Starting with the good, this movie is a lot of fun with loads of heart [ … ]

Captain Marvel

March 8, 2019 Josh 0

It may only be March, but it feels like movie season has already begun. Captain Marvel is a wonderfully good time, but perhaps not exactly what you might be expecting. I loved it for what [ … ]

HTTYD: Hidden World

February 22, 2019 Josh 0

Whew. That’s way too long of a title — sorry for the abbreviation. I’m a huge fan of this franchise. I guess it’s a kids movie, but I love that it has real stakes. In [ … ]

Alita: Battle Angel

February 15, 2019 Josh 0

As a quick aside before I get into the review, I went to high school with a guy in this movie! I’ve seen him in movies before and it’s always really wild to see him [ … ]

Lego Movie 2

February 10, 2019 Josh 0

My wife is a Lego fanatic. Like seriously. She just bought this. That’s 2300 pieces. TWENTY THREE HUNDRED PIECES! Anyway, all that to say that we don’t miss Lego movies. And the fact that we [ … ]

Ranked: Movies 2018

January 25, 2019 Josh 0

Another year gone, this one even crazier than the last in pretty much every way. I made a “world-ending” politics joke in the 2017 ranking, but now that seems quaint by comparison. Despite all of [ … ]


January 18, 2019 Josh 0

I am, and likely always will be, a Shyamalan apologist. He’s had more hits than misses, and I think we need to be more accepting of someone who’s willing to try new and outrageous things. [ … ]

The Meg

August 10, 2018 Josh 0

Sharks! America loves sharks. We basically have a week long holiday for them every year. A lot of us studied them as a child and learned all sorts of fun facts that we remember to [ … ]